Goat Simulator (Premium)
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology,
bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about
being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much
destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an
old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and
instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the
sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and,
to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a
hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your
friends and buy a real goat.
Key Features
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that
you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs,
everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that spazz out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
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